SMOKABLES
Tip-Toppest of Shelf
We only ever have 1-2 pounds of these strains. If you think they're too expensive then dont buy them, because these supplies will not last and cant be found anywhere else. Period.
PURPLE MONKEY BALLS
$80
Practically an alien life form. This is the MacAllen 18 year of weed. Grown hydroponically by a family farm in rural Amsterdam that has been operating for 5 generations. You might think you've had great weed, but nothing like this.
BOB SAGET OG
$70
The most powerful Indica on the Eastern sea board. A Cannabis Cup finalist 2 years ago and appeared in a Snoop Dog music video. Would be the greatest weed offered by every other service. Period.
Green Crack
$70
Grown by indigenous people of Nicaragua who worship the plant as much as they harvest it. This strain has the second highest THC content ever recorded. Due to limited supply we can only offer 2 per customer.
Primary Stash
This is what we're known for. Probably what your current dealer smokes but doesn't sell. 2-4 strains meticulously selected from our decades long relationships to farms, labs and brokers from all over the world. These products are why we're known to provide the best weed in the city. Judge for yourself.
Lamb's Bread - SAT
$50
28% THC content. The finest offering from a family run farm out of Ontario thats been operating for over 50 years.
Slurricane - IND
$50
31% THC content. Recently featured as one of Leafly's best Indica strains. Privately supplied to only us.
Slurricane - HYB
$45
27% THC content. An exotic strain only available seasonally. Brought to us by a Vermont grow factory thats been competing in this market since 1999.
Broke, but still want to get high?
Hey, we've been there. Sometimes you smoke what you can get. Luckily we've got your back with with what is still some of the finest weed offered in today's market.
Ghost Train Haze - SAT
$40
25% THC Content. Essentially what you're getting at any legal dispensary. A beautiful plant and great product. Grown in a pot at a farm here in NY State by one of the most successful grow farms. Very proud to offer this product.
Purple Urkle - IND
$30
26% THC Content. One of our best sellers over the past 13 years. Sourced from a farm in Northern Cali. We were able to get a deal, so we have a lot. We pass that savings on to our clients.
Milkman's Homegrown - HYB
$25
One of our Riders also grows his own weed and it's the official weed of our service. Now, he also runs his own farm and grows things proffessionally. So we think you'll be impressed and we offer it at discount.
Edibles & Vapables!!
Hand Crafted, Homemade and/or Well Known
We offer a variety of well-known, name brand edibles at every price point and varrying from 5 mgs to over 1000 mgs. We also employ a professional chef who hand crafts the most delicous chocolates, gummies and other custom creations. Full menu available to clients.
Vapes!!
Our mobile dispensaries bring a wide variety of today's most popular vaporizers including Sauce, Holiday and TKO. Each brand will offer Indica, Sativa and Hybrid. Full menu available to clients.
Additional Services
Private Menu available to select members, but we offer more than we can list here. WE ARE BY REFERRAL ONLY!! Sorry, find someone who knows us.